Brave New World Order Chess Set

A set of stone and resin chess pieces depicting key US political characters, namely Mr Trump, Mr Clinton and Mrs Clinton, along with key supporting objects as described below. The set also has Bernie Sanders as an extra/alternative white King – it’s supplied by default.

BRAVE NEW WORLD ORDER CHESS SET

IVORY: THE PEOPLE

KING: SLICK WILLY- Governor of Arkansas, 2 term US President, and a pretty good sax player. Hands off, Bill!

QUEEN: THE QUEEN OF DENIAL- Peripatetic and ubiquitous Hillary Clinton – US Secretary of State and Presidential hopeful. Standing by her man.

BISHOPS: PRAYING HANDS- Representing the Religious Missal.

KNIGHTS: JAWBONE ASS- Samson slew 1000 Philistines with one of these. And a Donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party.

ROOKS: KUDZU CASTLE- Home sweet home’s been o’er taken by this invasive Southern creeper— and urban sprawl.

PAWNS: WILLY HOMER- The artist Elliott Street’s alter ego. The Everyman. The pen is mightier than the sword. Peace!

EXTRA KING: UNCLE BERNIE- Say UNCLE, nix SLICK! BERNIE swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!

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BROWN: THE AUTHORITY

KING: THE DON- A NY wise guy biz wiz, reality star turned President, and would-be King of America, Golf, and Crypto.

QUEEN: REGINA SATELLES- From Latin, meaning companion or bodyguard. She’s the satellite link to the star(s).

BISHOPS: FLAMING ROCKET- The Authoritarian’s Religious Missile — waiting in a silo near you.

KNIGHTS: M1A2 ABRAMS- Designed for modern armored ground warfare. The world’s most powerful, accurate, and stable tank.

ROOKS: COOLING TOWER- Don’t worry, it’s only water vapor. The radioactive waste is stored elsewhere.

PAWNS: NATIONAL GUARDSMAN- They’re only there for your protection— and the protection of the State.

 

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